Fuck This and That™
a fucking novelty store
a fucking novelty store
You'll get a quality fucking order in 2 weeks

Welcome to Fuck this and that™️, I'm Jess.
Just putting together some collectively individual novelty things that fucking say some fucking funny stuff in a way that is a nod to my brothers 90's skater fashion style and my fucking blunt personality. My stuff has little brands, big statements.
Hoping to create some fucking real moments that pull people from their fucking disconnected daze and fucking reconnect them with a brief moment of conversation, sarcasm, self-awareness, honesty, encouragement.
Just some real fucking thoughts with unapologetically profuse use of the word fuck, made for people, like me, who appreciate the word fuck. It’s not really much of a fucking vulgar word, to be quite honest, that's as outdated as the 5-day work week. Y'all know it’s so fucking versatile.
I have a deep respect for the fucking linguistic Swiss Army knife it is.
It's celebration, humor, frustration, joy, solidarity, sadness and so fucking much more. Funny, when you hear it, you pay closer fucking attention, right?
Let's normalize it by using it with fucking humor, affection and intention to bring us out of our disconnected daze for a moment of real-world connectivity which we lose so much of with this digital world we live in.

RJ
He fucking loves live music, animals, cool as fuck people, and having a great time. He would be found at a music festival being the life of the party and speaking his fucking mind everywhere he went, if he fucking lived in the real world.
He uses his middle fingers like our favorite F word, a lot and versatilely,
is he joking or is he serious? ;-)
He, like everyone else, totally fucking dislikes douche canoes, uncool people, fucking loathes small talk, catering to fuckers fragile ego's, conforming to anyone's fucking standards, and is done with everyone's fucking dumbass shit.

I'm Jess, in my late 40's, and LOVE coffee, my family, live music, hanging out with friends, playing poker, riding my motorcycle, just out here doing my fucking best day after fucking day, like the rest of you. I am pessimistically fucking optimistic, chaotic, manic, blunt, and just plain fucking weird.
I created Fuck this and that to build something that will cause people to slow down and intentionally pause. See my brand and know it is a symbol of our collective individualism. Connect and disconnect from the fucking tunnel vision daze, just for a moment. I fucking hope people see my brand and smile; know they are going to read something they didn't know they fucking needed.
My hope is to fucking build something that symbolizes acceptance of flaws, self-awareness and encouragement with humor. A smile reminder that we are all dealing with, feeling our fucking way through or living in some fucking shit sometimes.
So just putting my fucking stuff out there, if it resonates with you, cool, if not, totally no biggie. I am definitely a lot, not really a cup of tea, more of a fucking shot of vodka.
Have a question? Let me know, and I'll get back to you soon.
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